Albert Charles Kreischer Jr. (November 3, 1972) is an American actor, reality television host, podcaster, and stand-up comedian born in St. Petersburg, Florida. The university where Kreischer studied, Cornell University, topped The Princeton Review's annual list of the best U.S. "party schools" in 1997. Rolling Stone devoted six pages to Kreischer the following year, calling him "the top partyer at the Number One Party School in the country." Kreischer is a well-known stand-up comedian who has toured the world. Late Show with David Letterman, Jimmy Kimmel, and Conan are just a few of the late-night talk shows he's been on. He was also a frequent visitor to the Rachael Ray show from 2011 to 2015. Bert Kreischer: Comfortably Dumb, his debut Comedy Central special, premiered that year. In 2015, Kreischer returned to the network to share his account of wrestling a bear on the This Is Not Happening series. In 2016, Showtime broadcast Bert Kreischer: The Machine. Since then, Netflix has filmed three Bert Kreischer comedy specials: Bert Kreischer: Secret Time (August 2018), Bert Kreischer: Hey Big Boy (March 2020), and Bert Kreischer: Razzle Dazzle (March 2023) in Philadelphia, Cleveland, and Omaha, respectively.

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Cash & Cards: While many venues are now cashless, bring some cash as a backup.

Pro-Tips

Power Up: Bring a portable power bank. Using your phone for video and ride-sharing will drain your battery fast.
Hearing Safety: Use high-fidelity earplugs to enjoy the event while protecting your hearing.
Hydration & Energy: Eat a full meal and stay hydrated beforehand.

Dress for Success

Footwear: Wear broken-in sneakers or boots. You could be standing for 3–5 hours; avoid new shoes.
Layer Up: Wear light layers (flannel or light jacket). Venues can range from chilly to very hot.
Style: Be yourself, but it always helps to have pockets or a small crossbody bag to keep essentials secure and hands-free.

Logistics & Safety

Arrive Early: Get there 60 minutes before doors to beat the merch and security lines.
Transport: Pre-book your ride share or scout parking garages in advance to avoid post-show surges.
Stay Safe: Identify your nearest exit upon arrival and designate a meeting spot for your group.

Bert Kreischer Schedule

Date	Venue	Location
Wed, May 13 at 7:00pm	Tulsa Theater	Tulsa, OK
Thu, May 14 at 7:00pm	Wagner Noel Performing Arts Center	Midland, TX
Fri, May 15 at 8:00pm	Choctaw Grand Theater	Durant, OK
Sat, May 16 at 7:00pm	Ozarks Amphitheater	Camdenton, MO
Sun, May 17 at 7:00pm	Intrust Bank Arena	Wichita, KS
Fri, May 22 at 8:00pm	Fantasy Springs Resort Casino	Indio, CA
Sat, May 23 at 7:00pm	Events Center at Harrahs Resort SoCal	Valley Center, CA
Sat, May 23 at 10:00pm	Events Center at Harrahs Resort SoCal	Valley Center, CA
Fri, Jun 5 at 7:00pm	Gas South Arena	Duluth, GA
Sat, Aug 8 at 7:00pm	National Comedy Center	Jamestown, NY
Sat, Aug 8 at 9:30pm	National Comedy Center	Jamestown, NY
Thu, Sep 10 at 7:00pm	Knoxville Civic Coliseum	Knoxville, TN
Fri, Sep 11 at 7:00pm	Coca-Cola Amphitheater	Birmingham, AL
Sat, Sep 12 at 7:00pm	Ascend Amphitheater	Nashville, TN
Sun, Sep 13 at 7:00pm	Donald Tucker Center at Leon County Civic Center	Tallahassee, FL
Thu, Sep 17 at 8:00pm	The Event at Graton Resort and Casino	Rohnert Park, CA
Fri, Sep 18 at 8:00pm	Tachi Palace Hotel and Casino	Lemoore, CA
Sat, Sep 19 at 7:00pm	Grand Theatre at Grand Sierra Resort	Reno, NV
Sun, Sep 20 at 7:00pm	Vina Robles Amphitheatre	Paso Robles, CA
Sat, Sep 26 at 7:30pm	Greek Theatre - Los Angeles	Los Angeles, CA
Thu, Oct 1 at 8:00pm	The Colosseum at Caesars Windsor	Windsor, ON
Sat, Oct 3 at 7:00pm	Rocket Arena	Cleveland, OH
Sun, Oct 4 at 7:00pm	Lima Veterans Memorial Civic Center - Crouse Performance Hall	Lima, OH
Thu, Oct 8 at 8:00pm	Toyota Oakdale Theatre	Wallingford, CT
Fri, Oct 9 at 7:00pm	The Met Philadelphia	Philadelphia, PA
Sun, Oct 11 at 7:00pm	Landmark Theatre Syracuse	Syracuse, NY
Fri, Oct 16 at 7:00pm	Orpheum Theatre - Memphis	Memphis, TN
Thu, Oct 22 at 7:00pm	Selena Auditorium at Hilliard Center	Corpus Christi, TX
Sat, Oct 24 at 7:00pm	Majestic Theatre San Antonio	San Antonio, TX
Sun, Oct 25 at 7:00pm	Helen DeVitt Jones Theater at The Buddy Holly Hall	Lubbock, TX
Thu, Nov 5 at 7:00pm	Stranahan Theater	Toledo, OH
Fri, Nov 6 at 7:00pm	Chicago Theatre	Chicago, IL
Sun, Nov 8 at 7:00pm	The Lerner Theatre	Elkhart, IN
Fri, Nov 13 at 7:00pm	The Vets - Veterans Memorial Auditorium - RI	Providence, RI
Fri, Nov 13 at 7:00pm	Vystar Veterans Memorial Arena	Jacksonville, FL
Sat, Nov 14 at 7:00pm	Hanover Theatre	Worcester, MA
Sun, Nov 15 at 7:00pm	Merrill Auditorium	Portland, ME
Thu, Dec 3 at 7:00pm	The Carson Center for the Performing Arts	Paducah, KY
Fri, Dec 4 at 7:00pm	Robinson Center	Little Rock, AR
Sat, Dec 5 at 7:00pm	Topeka Performing Arts Center	Topeka, KS
Sun, Dec 6 at 8:00pm	Mid America Center	Council Bluffs, IA
Fri, Dec 11 at 7:00pm	La Crosse Center	La Crosse, WI
Sat, Dec 12 at 7:00pm	UIS Performing Arts Center	Springfield, IL

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